Little Green Bastards - Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Remember long ago when I didn't post for three days because I was kidnapped and experimented on by aliens?
Well, this weekend I found where they like to hide. Here's what happened...
My friends and I decided to go hiking. It was a pretty long hike up to the top of a canyon that ends up being at the top of a mountain. It's pretty awesome. Anyway, up at the top of this canyon there's these caves that are hollowed out.
And weird sections of the mountain that have holes in them.
But no one knows why...except me!
It's the aliens!
How do I know this? Because I caught one! As we were exploring the caves there was a weird rustling coming from one of the side branches. Everyone else was afraid to go in but I braved the dark and shimmied my way down the tunnel. What did I find at the end? A little green alien bastard just like the ones that had kidnapped me! There wasn't much of a scuffle. He was cornered and only about 2 feet tall so I captured him pretty easily. The only thing that I could put him in was a green Lava Lamp container that I always carry with me in case of emergencies.
Now he sits on my mantle. I"m sure he sent off some sorta distress call before I stuffed him in the Lamp. But let 'em come. I'll be ready.
Well, this weekend I found where they like to hide. Here's what happened...
My friends and I decided to go hiking. It was a pretty long hike up to the top of a canyon that ends up being at the top of a mountain. It's pretty awesome. Anyway, up at the top of this canyon there's these caves that are hollowed out.
And weird sections of the mountain that have holes in them.
But no one knows why...except me!
It's the aliens!
How do I know this? Because I caught one! As we were exploring the caves there was a weird rustling coming from one of the side branches. Everyone else was afraid to go in but I braved the dark and shimmied my way down the tunnel. What did I find at the end? A little green alien bastard just like the ones that had kidnapped me! There wasn't much of a scuffle. He was cornered and only about 2 feet tall so I captured him pretty easily. The only thing that I could put him in was a green Lava Lamp container that I always carry with me in case of emergencies.
Now he sits on my mantle. I"m sure he sent off some sorta distress call before I stuffed him in the Lamp. But let 'em come. I'll be ready.
D'AH! - Monday, June 13, 2005
It's been a week since my last post. This is getting ridiculous! I wanted to post tonight and tell you about my adventures in the mountains and the strange caves we found. But for some reason Blogger wouldn't let me upload any pictures of the events. So I will save that post and the surprise we found until tomorrow. Hopefully the problem will be fixed by then.
Weekend Fun - Monday, June 06, 2005
So this weekend was a whirlwind of activity. Remember Margaret and Sarah - the Meyer sisters - from blog posts long ago?
Well, I had the opportunity to spend some more time with them. Unfortunately I didn't have my camera with me so I had to improvise for this post. My part will be played by the Bumble. And the Meyer sisters will be played by some plastic barbies that were lying around the office.
Saturday afternoon I went to breakfast with Margaret at the Cafe 101 in Hollywood.
It was a tastetastic treat of pancakes and eggs and bacon...mmmm bacon...and some light conversation of quantum theory and the expansion of the universe...and pudding. Everyone loves pudding.
After breakfast we headed over to Sarah's apartment where we enjoyed delightful treats of reese's peanut butter cups. Then, since it was such a nice day we decided to check out the pool in Sara's back yard.
We dipped our feet in the cool water and sat in the sun. We even brought out the fart machine and made it seem like the people that wandered by were farting. We giggled like little schoolgirls and had oh so much fun!
But the day went by too quickly and Margaret had to leave to run some errands.
Awww...goodbye Margaret.
Sarah and I decided to go grab some dinner. So we jumped into her car and drove to a quaint little tiki place called Bahooka.
We ordered some flaming drink called the Bahooka Bomber (or something similar) that was about 9000 proof Vodka.
Dinner arrived and when I was putting all my fixin's on my burger I think Sarah tried to slip me a roofie in the drink but something went horribly wrong. The mixture of roofie, vodka, pineapple, fire and burger locked up my digestive system and threw it violently into reverse! I was on on the verge of spewing everything I'd ever eaten back up!
Luckily I was able to clench my teeth and hold the volcano that was my stomach in check. But I did make Sarah drive me home as quickly as possible during some serious rush hour traffic.
She bobbed and weaved and rode the shoulder. She even had the car on two wheels at one point so we could split lanes. It was awesome!
She got me home quickly and safely and even tucked me into bed.
I drifted off into a blissful sleep, dreaming of the marvelous adventures we had and the great day I'd spent with the Meyer Sisters.
Well, I had the opportunity to spend some more time with them. Unfortunately I didn't have my camera with me so I had to improvise for this post. My part will be played by the Bumble. And the Meyer sisters will be played by some plastic barbies that were lying around the office.
Saturday afternoon I went to breakfast with Margaret at the Cafe 101 in Hollywood.
It was a tastetastic treat of pancakes and eggs and bacon...mmmm bacon...and some light conversation of quantum theory and the expansion of the universe...and pudding. Everyone loves pudding.
After breakfast we headed over to Sarah's apartment where we enjoyed delightful treats of reese's peanut butter cups. Then, since it was such a nice day we decided to check out the pool in Sara's back yard.
We dipped our feet in the cool water and sat in the sun. We even brought out the fart machine and made it seem like the people that wandered by were farting. We giggled like little schoolgirls and had oh so much fun!
But the day went by too quickly and Margaret had to leave to run some errands.
Awww...goodbye Margaret.
Sarah and I decided to go grab some dinner. So we jumped into her car and drove to a quaint little tiki place called Bahooka.
We ordered some flaming drink called the Bahooka Bomber (or something similar) that was about 9000 proof Vodka.
Dinner arrived and when I was putting all my fixin's on my burger I think Sarah tried to slip me a roofie in the drink but something went horribly wrong. The mixture of roofie, vodka, pineapple, fire and burger locked up my digestive system and threw it violently into reverse! I was on on the verge of spewing everything I'd ever eaten back up!
Luckily I was able to clench my teeth and hold the volcano that was my stomach in check. But I did make Sarah drive me home as quickly as possible during some serious rush hour traffic.
She bobbed and weaved and rode the shoulder. She even had the car on two wheels at one point so we could split lanes. It was awesome!
She got me home quickly and safely and even tucked me into bed.
I drifted off into a blissful sleep, dreaming of the marvelous adventures we had and the great day I'd spent with the Meyer Sisters.
Special Guest Blogger - Matthew Senreich! - Wednesday, June 01, 2005
MIKE FASOLO'S BLOG: SPECIAL EDITION
Guest Starring: Matthew Senreich
Many criticized Mike when he started this blog. Heck, I was one of them. It even got two of our friends (who Fasolo won't even let me name here) banished from this blog forever!!! But what they didn't realize is we could use this to exploit Mike in any way we'd like (though, rumor has it Fasolo is gonna censor me)! And what I've realized is that we all tease Mike about this, yet we all read it and we all talk about it!
So what I'd like to do is give a few observations about Mike that I've learned in the almost 10 years of knowing him! Let's get to know the man behind the blog!
What makes Mike, Mike?
1) You have to understand that THE CORE is a Mike movie, but DAY AFTER TOMORROW is not. BABY'S DAY OUT is, but BABY GENIUSES is not. BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE is, but most Martin movies are NOT. The expert on this subject is someone who is banished from this blog.
2) Mike makes himself mysterious when answering questions for the sake of being mysterious.
3) Mike has only a few more days before he's allowed to say the catch phrase he invented, "That hurts me. That hurts me right here." He'll say as he points to his heart. If anyone makes him say that before May 31st, you will become a God among men and women! (Upon reading this the time has already passed and I won the bet! I rule!! Oh and by the way - That Hurts Me!)
4) Pictures like this are funny to Mike.
<---Two really tiny pictures too small to see...but they are there!
5) Pictures like this facinate Mike.
6) Pictures like this are not funny to Mike.
<---Yeah, there is a picture here as well but you wouldn't want to see it anyway because it's not funny.
7) Mike will shave his head bald if I grow a mustache. I'm thinking about it.
8) Mike is Mike. And we love him for it! So when you see him next time, give him a big hug and tell him it's from Matt (because Mike knows I don't hug).
Guest Starring: Matthew Senreich
Many criticized Mike when he started this blog. Heck, I was one of them. It even got two of our friends (who Fasolo won't even let me name here) banished from this blog forever!!! But what they didn't realize is we could use this to exploit Mike in any way we'd like (though, rumor has it Fasolo is gonna censor me)! And what I've realized is that we all tease Mike about this, yet we all read it and we all talk about it!
So what I'd like to do is give a few observations about Mike that I've learned in the almost 10 years of knowing him! Let's get to know the man behind the blog!
What makes Mike, Mike?
1) You have to understand that THE CORE is a Mike movie, but DAY AFTER TOMORROW is not. BABY'S DAY OUT is, but BABY GENIUSES is not. BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE is, but most Martin movies are NOT. The expert on this subject is someone who is banished from this blog.
2) Mike makes himself mysterious when answering questions for the sake of being mysterious.
3) Mike has only a few more days before he's allowed to say the catch phrase he invented, "That hurts me. That hurts me right here." He'll say as he points to his heart. If anyone makes him say that before May 31st, you will become a God among men and women! (Upon reading this the time has already passed and I won the bet! I rule!! Oh and by the way - That Hurts Me!)
4) Pictures like this are funny to Mike.
<---Two really tiny pictures too small to see...but they are there!5) Pictures like this facinate Mike.
6) Pictures like this are not funny to Mike.
<---Yeah, there is a picture here as well but you wouldn't want to see it anyway because it's not funny.7) Mike will shave his head bald if I grow a mustache. I'm thinking about it.
8) Mike is Mike. And we love him for it! So when you see him next time, give him a big hug and tell him it's from Matt (because Mike knows I don't hug).
