Fasolo, Mike: UNEMPLOYED: Is stupid a color?

There’s been quite a debate raging among my friends lately. What we’ve been arguing about is a very simple question.

WHAT COLOR ARE TENNIS BALLS??

The two answers that come up the most are Yellow and Green. Of course, anyone who can actually see in color will clearly and quickly state that they are yellow (because they are.) Anyone who doesn’t know what the hell they are talking about will say Green.

For those of you who say Green I will try to use words that are easy to grasp and pictures for you to look at.

This is Yellow. As you can see this is also a Tennis Ball.


Now if you look below you will see what most people refer to as the color Green. It is also a Tennis Ball. Would you call this a yellow tennis ball? No you wouldn't. Why? Because it's green.

They also make Orange, Red, Blue and Purple tennis balls. Should we call these green as well? I guess according to some people we should.


Let's look at the picture below. There are FOUR DIFFERENT color balls here. Yellow, Green, Red and Blue. They are clearly different colors. Anyone who would say there are only Red, Blue and Green balls should really get their eyes and their brains checked.


C'mon, people. Open your eyes. Let in the light...and the color. Tennis balls are yellow.