Fasolo, Mike: UNEMPLOYED: Where has Mike been?

I'm glad you asked that question. It turns out that Mike has been having SPECTACULAR ADVENTURES!

It all started one unemployed day when Mike threw his wallet in a dumpster by accident. While digging around for his wallet, he found one of those Hollywood fat suits used for Eddie Murphy movies.

A bell went off in Mike's head. Ding!

With a little makeup, a homemade costume and his newly acquired fat suit, Mike became UNCLE DUDLEY, a member of the Captain Marvel family! (If you are a layperson, Captain Marvel is better known as Shazam.)

Mike was convinced that once he stopped a mugging as Uncle Dudley, he could fool the Marvel Family into letting him join up with him. That might involve murdering the real Uncle Dudley and hiding his body under some high school bleachers, but Mike decided he would cross that bridge when he got to it.

What were the advantages of joining the Marvel Family? Well, they have a sweet-ass hot tub. It's true, it's in the comics. (Whiz Comics #352, Jan. 1954)

Mike immediately ran out into the street to search for crimes to thwart, but he was distracted by the nearest Wienerschnitzel. So instead of fighting bad guys, Mike ate a chili cheese dog and some chili fries and washed it all down with a raspberry iced tea.

Hell of a blog, huh? Well, if Mike's not going to try very hard, I'm not either.

The SHAZAM END!