Is stupid a color? - Thursday, August 23, 2007
There’s been quite a debate raging among my friends lately. What we’ve been arguing about is a very simple question.
WHAT COLOR ARE TENNIS BALLS??
The two answers that come up the most are Yellow and Green. Of course, anyone who can actually see in color will clearly and quickly state that they are yellow (because they are.) Anyone who doesn’t know what the hell they are talking about will say Green.
For those of you who say Green I will try to use words that are easy to grasp and pictures for you to look at.
This is Yellow. As you can see this is also a Tennis Ball.
Now if you look below you will see what most people refer to as the color Green. It is also a Tennis Ball. Would you call this a yellow tennis ball? No you wouldn't. Why? Because it's green.
They also make Orange, Red, Blue and Purple tennis balls. Should we call these green as well? I guess according to some people we should.
Let's look at the picture below. There are FOUR DIFFERENT color balls here. Yellow, Green, Red and Blue. They are clearly different colors. Anyone who would say there are only Red, Blue and Green balls should really get their eyes and their brains checked.
C'mon, people. Open your eyes. Let in the light...and the color. Tennis balls are yellow.
WHAT COLOR ARE TENNIS BALLS??
The two answers that come up the most are Yellow and Green. Of course, anyone who can actually see in color will clearly and quickly state that they are yellow (because they are.) Anyone who doesn’t know what the hell they are talking about will say Green.
For those of you who say Green I will try to use words that are easy to grasp and pictures for you to look at.
This is Yellow. As you can see this is also a Tennis Ball.
Now if you look below you will see what most people refer to as the color Green. It is also a Tennis Ball. Would you call this a yellow tennis ball? No you wouldn't. Why? Because it's green.
They also make Orange, Red, Blue and Purple tennis balls. Should we call these green as well? I guess according to some people we should.
Let's look at the picture below. There are FOUR DIFFERENT color balls here. Yellow, Green, Red and Blue. They are clearly different colors. Anyone who would say there are only Red, Blue and Green balls should really get their eyes and their brains checked.
C'mon, people. Open your eyes. Let in the light...and the color. Tennis balls are yellow.
Where has Mike been? - Thursday, August 09, 2007
I'm glad you asked that question. It turns out that Mike has been having SPECTACULAR ADVENTURES!It all started one unemployed day when Mike threw his wallet in a dumpster by accident. While digging around for his wallet, he found one of those Hollywood fat suits used for Eddie Murphy movies.
A bell went off in Mike's head. Ding!
With a little makeup, a homemade costume and his newly acquired fat suit, Mike became UNCLE DUDLEY, a member of the Captain Marvel family! (If you are a layperson, Captain Marvel is better known as Shazam.)
Mike was convinced that once he stopped a mugging as Uncle Dudley, he could fool the Marvel Family into letting him join up with him. That might involve murdering the real Uncle Dudley and hiding his body under some high school bleachers, but Mike decided he would cross that bridge when he got to it.
What were the advantages of joining the Marvel Family? Well, they have a sweet-ass hot tub. It's true, it's in the comics. (Whiz Comics #352, Jan. 1954)
Mike immediately ran out into the street to search for crimes to thwart, but he was distracted by the nearest Wienerschnitzel. So instead of fighting bad guys, Mike ate a chili cheese dog and some chili fries and washed it all down with a raspberry iced tea.
Hell of a blog, huh? Well, if Mike's not going to try very hard, I'm not either.
The SHAZAM END!
