Fasolo, Mike: UNEMPLOYED: November 2007

Hey, anyone see the Sarah Silverman Program on 10/10/07?

In an early scene Sarah is sitting on a park bench with her dog...who just happens to be licking his anus.


Since this is the third time she's seen him do this she asks, "What is so delicious about that?"

So she picks up her dog and licks his bunghole.

Then she believes tennis balls are green. Hmmm...could there be some correlation between these two events?

Lick a dog's chocolate starfish...see tennis balls as green (when in reality they are yellow).

I wonder what Tom, Stephen Spielberg and everyone else who sees tennis balls as green have been doing in their spare time?

Hide your dogs, my friends. Or at least cover their poopers.

Hey, anyone see that Sarah Silverman Program on Wednesday?

In an early scene, Sarah and her sister Laura have just finished playing tennis.



Laura says:

"Tennis is so strange. Like, I'll be really into the game and enjoying myself. But then all of a sudden it's like I leave my body and I just think, 'I'm smacking a green ball, that's all I'm doing.'"

First Steven Spielberg, now Sarah Silverman! Who's next? Suzanne Somers?

Is the tennis ball green in the Bee Movie poster? Yes. I will freely admit that. Do green tennis balls exist? Yes. I’ve already admitted that in a previous post. There are green tennis balls…and red…and blue...and multicolored ones. Today’s technology allows tennis ball manufactures to make many colors. But are tennis balls actually green?


No. Tennis balls are YELLOW.

But I guess, according to Tom and Stephen Spielberg – mostly Tom – as long as this poster, Stephen Spielberg and Hollywood say that tennis balls are green then that is the truth. ‘Cause Hollywood would never use a movie to tell us something that isn't true, would it?

Oh, wait…isn’t that what they do?



Remember the movie Deep Impact? I bet Stephen Spielberg does. Giant asteroid headed toward earth. Caused lots of chaos and destruction. Destroyed cities, killed people, kid outran a tidal wave on a little scooter, whole world thrown into ruin? Yeah, that one. I could be wrong, and feel free to correct me if I am, but I don’t think that really happened. If it did, well, wouldn’t there be a lot more ruin in the world? And wouldn’t the news have reported on the giant asteroid hitting the earth in 1998? I don't recall any such reports.

Stephen Spielberg said it happened in one of his movies though. So it must have happened. Right, Tom? It must be the truth.




But how's this for a deal though? Tom, if you can find me the actual giant asteroid that hit the earth in 1998 and show me the hole it made and all the chaos and destruction that it caused then I will admit Stephen Spielberg tells the truth in his movies and I will consider the possibility that I am wrong.

But until that day tennis balls are still YELLOW. And if Stephen Spielberg says that tennis balls are GREEN then he must be WRONG just like everyone who says they’re green.

Sorry Steve.